Hey, Down Under! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of…Vegemitis? Then take a tip from the Simpsons and Mr. Paul Anka!

To stop those monsters 1-2-3
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee…
Guarantee void in Tennessee!

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

Seriously, you talking about it is exactly what they wanted! Has anyone seen a bottle stocked anywhere? Doesn’t that seem a little strange? And would you really boycott a product just because it has a stupid name and continue buying products from shady companies and dodgy operators?